i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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