Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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