Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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