when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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