honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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