You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wannas sexs uuuuu
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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