Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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