I must be too annoying 4 u.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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