i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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