somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Is it because I queefed?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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