she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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