Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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