this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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