There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
