He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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