I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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