I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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