You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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