I'm drive I can fine osifer
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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