That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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