Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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