I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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