Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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