Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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