I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
my liver is dry heaving
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