Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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