Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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