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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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