I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My vagina just recognized that song.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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