Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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