hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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