how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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