K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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