dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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