i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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