suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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