Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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