I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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