ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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