If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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