i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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