how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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