Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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