do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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