someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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