When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You were trust falling into bushes
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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