that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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