Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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