Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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