I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
