Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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