so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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