so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job