I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I feel like abortions should bother me more
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.