Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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