You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
